My Year as a Witchcraft Store Customer Relations Familiar by Luna

And it’s been a heck of a year at that! I was a free feline in Kalamazoo, roaming the town as I wanted, when I wanted. I had some transitory familial transactions with a few humans. But I never stayed long. I was cold and hungry one morning and expressing my dissatisfaction with the sad state of affairs, when, imagine the shock, I was plucked up by a human! It turned out to be one of the Artes And Craft giant witchy monkeys! After the shock it turned out to be a pretty sweet deal! I was given a bed, a climbing tower, a bowl of food and water that the monkeys keep full with very little nagging! And best of all... I get to break things! And even better than that I get love and scritches from the endless steam of strange and weird monkeys that visit the store!

I greet all customer monkeys with the utmost kindness, with some head bumping and, if I am not being fussed robustly and appropriately, then I WILL leap off of shelves and bookcases into the arms of witchcraft monkeys until they get the right idea and bring forth the scritches!. I have my job to consider not to mention my new reputation as a Refined Witchcraft Store Familiar and Wicca Store Cat Of Mystery! And the name’s Luna!

I was happy to find a place that would let me be me. They are very kind to me but somewhat restrictive in letting me out. You see I had many, ahem, friends that wanted me to visit. There is a barn to the east of the store. A farmer and his horse live there but also there are some lovely felines that hang there. The folks at Artes call it a bordello. But there is also a very busy road, and those silly witches do worry about me so!

My main carer, is the monkey witch known as "Lo Cat". Human's have stupid names... She is NOT a cat! The impertinence! Stupid humans! Nor is she particularly low!

Sometimes the monkey witch brings two other felines to visit the store... The one called Opal Jones and a stupid kitten called Cuomo. Interlopers who eat my food!

As a regal feline, I like my solitude. I like my days with customers and other pets that visit the store. Sometimes on busy days I tire of all the witchcraft monkeys and sleep in the ritual room! The kitten humans, I think they call them "children", can be tiring sometimes also and I retreat to the ritual room for their safety and my sanity!

All in all, I consider myself very lucky. I have free room and board and my meals and toilet needs are taken care of. I have full medical. I have vacation breaks at the home residence. I have the run of the store on work days and making friends with customers is very fulfilling. And I look forward to you visiting me.

A witchcraft supply store is NOTHING without a witchcraft store cat!

Sometimes I even help with the shipping. Because my witchcraft store ships all over!

And that name again, is Luna!

Some of the MANY cat tarot in my store!!! Mystical Cats Tarot

Cat Tarot! Cat Tarot

Wiccans and Pagans MUST have the Goddess Bast! Its a witchcraft essential! Bast Statue